helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

(Source: poisonightshade)

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

king-emare:

rickyhitler:

All hail the brick-phone

shit
ohyesverynice:

Slice and Dice: Animated Type Teaser Original: http://ift.tt/1v7Pzds

batfricker:

im just a simple blogger, i wake up at 4 am to tend to my meme crop, i dont want any trouble

bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

atropicalchancer:

WORLD OF WARCRAFT 30 DAY CHALLENGE (DAY 03): Favorite Racial Leader (Horde)

Once the Ranger-General of Silvermoon, Sylvanas Windrunner was murdered by the death knight, Arthas, and brought back as a creature of undeath. After regaining her free will, she rebelled against the Lich King and the Scourge and became the founder of the Forsaken faction of undead, who are allied with the Horde.

popculturebrain:

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On, Three

I had no idea this was Jenny Slate, I love her even more now!

Samurai Jack laying down the realness.

Stop supporting the exploitation of animals; go vegan.

(Source: endlesslyunamusing)

k-szk:

リクエストです!(〃□〃)