February 2012
Anonymous asked: You have 1117 followers then?
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awesomejamie replied to your post: So I want to get this in black. If every follower…
I WILL SEND YOU TWENTY DOLLARS IF YOU PROMISE PICTURES AFTER
JAMIE I AM SO SERIOUS I WILL POST PICTURES.
So I want to get this in black.
If every follower I have sent me 17 cents I’d have enough to get it.
I’d post pictures and everything.
You guys should do it.
You’d send me 17 cents if you were a good person.
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“Slumped up against the sink
Hair plastered to her cheeks
Marduk t-shirt...”
– Marduk T-Shirt Men’s Room Incident by The Mountain Goats (via keenpeach)
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celestialcow replied to your post: I really need a corset.
agent provocateur!
Meh. There are better ones made by small businesses that I could get for less money :3
I really need a corset.
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Right now on "Jewin' it up with Mac":
Mac eats an everything bagel with cream cheese and lox
with a side of “Bubbie’s” brand whole kosher dills.
powerlesbian:
today i learned that our domesticated talking birds that get loose are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call
can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE
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Today was a very good day.
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In my dream last night a pigeon got a little too close to me and I screamed at it and chuckled to myself when it got scared and flew away.
It’s good to know that dream-me and real-me are the same.
I am not short!
You are just freakishly tall!
tehjeff asked: There's a spider on your cooch.
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hey Mat remember when we did this same thing like... →