February 2011
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Softer than Liberace at the Playboy mansion.
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And I’ll even throw in a free soft drink for an extra three dollars!
– Mr. Krabs
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January 2011
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PSP. I have a family to feed.
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It’s a funny thing about the modern world. You hear girls in the toilets of...
– White Teeth by Zadie Smith (via thechocolatebrigade)(via meganfoxsthumb)
beautifully scary roads
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helloloveducks replied to your post: you make me miss my old barista job. /crey
panera bread :/ i moved to go to school and they didn’t have a caribou to transfer to. i had that yob for 3 years and i miss the free everything plus it was a pretty small joint and i liked my coworkers. did i mention the free coffee is what i miss?
Do you get free soup at Panera at least? D8
helloloveducks asked: you make me miss my old barista job. /crey
bunny-warrior asked: Oh wise and beautiful Mac, I inquire with a question of huge importance. You're a barista, so you'd know best... Why are barista girls so fucking sexy? Do non-sexy baristas exist?
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The girls are crying, the boys are masturbating.
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