January 2012
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“Think back and replay your year; if it doesn’t bring you tears of either joy or...”
– Ally McBeal
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All I’m doing is crying on my bed about how much of my life I’ve wasted and how much this year fucking hurt.
Reese and Amanda and I are all listening to Sneaker Pimps and I love it.
~*~internet bonding~*~
My 2012 Resolutions
lennoxmcduck:
1. Become Smart
2. Become Interesting
3. Become Talented
4. Become Good Looking
5. Waste time on the Internet
Accomplish in no particular order. Except 5. I’ll start with 5.
Does it take the fireworks to make you look in wonder?
2011 blew.
littlegatsby:
It’s only 8:36 pm and my friend is typing this for me
“Why don’t you tell me that ‘if the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via classof1969)
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December 2011
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what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Reblogging this because my Mom came in my room and looked at my screen like “WHAT IS THIS!”. She is now standing in the hallway saying “That’s nasty - I just busted your porn watching”. It was just on my Dash as I was tabbed on AIM
WHOOPS SORRY.
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celestialcow asked: YOU ARE SO CUTE. I LOGGED INTO THE RAVENCLAW TUMBLR AND SAW A MESSAGE AND I LOOKED AT THE MESSAGE FIRST AND THEN REALIZED IT WAS FROM YOU! =D <3
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Still bored.
samnobi:
Babe.
Evan: Buuttttttttttssssssssss
Mac: Boooooooooooobiiiiiiieeeeeeesssss
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nickmooregasm:
Hi I’m Ted Allen, welcome to Chopped!
Please open your baskets.
And your first ingredient is: Plain old cabbage
Your second ingredient is: 2 plastic bags
The third ingredient is: A young rhesus monkey
And your final ingredient is: Some reams of paper
Ooooh that last one is going to trip up some of our competitors.
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jesus-mary-and-broseph:
Bob Ross Quotes
thelittlestdrunk:
“Oh, that would make a nice place to fish. I like fishing, but I’m not a very good fisherman. I always throw the fish back into the water, just put a band-aid on his mouth, tap ‘im on the patootie and let him on his way. And maybe some day, if I’m lucky, I’ll get to catch him again. “
“Shwooop. Hehe. You have to make those little...
erikfrommyspace:
underaged:
my new years resolution is to stop getting double stuffed by black guys
This is the opposite of mine