True Fuckin' Goon: Archive

True Fuckin' Goon

March 2012

jesus-mary-and-broseph asked: Maybe Hermione Granger if she did a fuck ton of weed? Or maybe a more lucid Luna Lovegood. I dunno man, you're a lot cooler than most fictional characters.OH BUT YOU SORT OF LOOK LIKE SUSAN FROM NARNIA, but she's a bitch character, you'd be more fun than her. Still the mom figure, but not such a raging cunt.

Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...

I won’t be able to respond to these til I’m off work at 10; but I’ll see them :3

February 2012

So many tears on this Korean soap opera ;~;

Tofu ramen and two pieces of salmon nigiri :3

Walking to work. Starts raining. Starts hailing. I need a car.

All of my coworkers are so good looking and I’m over here just like ._.

barryyouasshole: apparently wearing plaid means you’re a lesbian? thanks porn industry! now i know how to spot ‘em! This is a very very old screenshot from when I used to play WoW with my gay friend Chris and complain about how all the ladies in the LGBTQ center wanted me but no men in the whole school would even look at me. Point proven.

transatlanticsophisticate replied to your post: transatlanticsophisticate replied to your post:… Ohmygod, you gave me a gif of Meryl Streep as Julia Child, gazing at a heart and shrugging majestically!!! You really do love me! If I could give you Meryl Streep as a present I would (as long as you would let us be BFFs.) That’s how much I love you.

omg can you imagine the internet connection I would need if I rented a house with some of you people omg “WHY IS MY DASHBOARD BEING SO SLOW FUCKING STOP STREAMING NETFLIX, MACKENZIE YOU’RE HOGGING EVERYTHING GOD YOU’RE SO SELFISH.” “I’M JUST TRYING TO DOWNLOAD THE LATEST EPISODE OF DOCTOR WHO JESUS CHRIST WHAT’S A GUY GOTTA DO AROUND HERE TO NOT WAIT...

swamiswampy replied to your post: Guys. Everyone should move to Seattle. We could… You me and Jeff….be like Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place YES. YES YES YES. Really, though. The thought of that makes me so happy. I want to rent a house with a bunch of my friends asap

captainskeletor replied to your post: Guys. Everyone should move to Seattle. We could… as much as I would love the idea of overcast and rain a lot of the time (no sarcasm) I think I’ll pass. LA is the spot to be Honestly I have no interest in L.A., not even as a vacation spot. All the smog and heat and people… The only reason I’d go there would be to visit you, tbh.

Guys. Everyone should move to Seattle. We could all rent a house together and party and internet all the time. Please.

team-ketchup replied to your post: God DAMN I want to take a walk and smoke a joint… move to Texas abso-fucking-lutely not.

God DAMN I want to take a walk and smoke a joint so bad but it’s freezing out and I’m terrible with cold so I have to stay in and smoke out my window life is so fucking hard right now.

transatlanticsophisticate replied to your post: god I love it when I’m playing my weird music and… I love you two We love you so much, Sean. Seriously.

cptskeletor-deactivated20120411 asked: nigga Celery is delicious

I like that Alex moved to China to teach because now he’s always on when I am :3

god I love it when I’m playing my weird music and I look over at Dani and she’s bobbing her head to the beat.

“‘You are not all like my rose,’ he said. ‘As yet you are nothing. No one has...”

– The Little Prince (via acynicalcunt)

My mom thinks I’ll stop smoking in my room. She’s adorable.

I like my women the way I like my weather.

texifornado: Hot, moist, and unstable.

captainskeletor: I should’ve been a high elf.

Just thought of the “Bark!” “No you don’t understand!” comic and cracked myself up.

A Gordon Ramsay Poem

oh my god where’s the risotto? useless.

“Oh, shit… did you realize that seasoning salt we’ve been adding to everything for the past few months has MSG as it’s second ingredient, with the first being salt?” “Oh, shit… really? Well that’s gross.” “Yeah totally but these potatoes need some seasoning so…”